Why I don’t like Asian chicks….
By Bobostonepony

Cause they come from countries where this can happen….
This makes me want to vomit in terror. If you know me well enough, you know that I don’t like “creatures”. Dogs and cats are ok, but I’m terrified by things like bugs, and birds that fly too close, mice, critters, stuff like that. If for any reason, I was swimming in Lake Travis or Lake Austin and saw something like this I promise you I would drown anyone in my path to getting back on the boat. Then, after drowning someone and using their cold, blue, lifeless body as a latter, I would scream like a woman as loud as humanly possible until StarFlight flew down and picked me up. I would not stop screaming until I was safely on land.
In case you’re wondering, that is a 646 pound catfish. They caught it in Chiang Khong, a remote district in northern Thailand. The link is below.