Bobostonepony

So, here’s the scoop. My gay friend Mitch (not that there’s anything wrong with that) has a bi-weekly NL - Hold’em tourny either at his house or at one of the other players’ house. He keeps very good stats, rankings , and there is even a bounty each time.

Up until now, it has ALWAYS been NL- Hold’em. However, on this weeks mailer, Mitch posted that the game is going to be NL-Crazy Pineapple.

Now, i’m not a homophobe at all. However, the gayness of this proposition has NO rival. Not even the Queer Eye show is gayer than the idea of playing an entire Crazy Pineapple tournament.

Because of my protest, Mitch (the gay guy) insists on calling me Pineapple and created that ridiculous picture you see above. Simply because I am half filipino, and somehow he got it into his gay head that there are a lot of pineapples in the Philippines. This is simply not true. Now, I’ll admit that the PI (that’s what we in the know call the Philippines, it’s short for Philippine Islands) has it’s fair share of coconuts and papayas, but pineapples are just not as abundant there.

That being said… my main point is that Mitch is gay. He likes boys and he likes them a lot.